BECOME A MEMBER! DO IT! PEER PRESSURE!
You should like totally become a member cuz if you don’t you’re a big loser.
You get like 5% off some of your purchases every time you come in to shop. That’s like math.
Also you get to take advantage of some pretty rainbowific benefits.
Here’s what you get, you fuckin’ mooch:
- Sit through a boring-ass meeting like every month
- Vote on stuff
- Get a discount Woo! Five percent!
To register and for further details, contact Rainbowina at 802-257-268 for more info.