You don’t wanna be all constipated and shit. So you better drink a lot of blended up kale to get all the shit movin’ through your bunghole.
- 3 cups Organic-ish 1%-pesticide “Like, don’t be such a crybaby. That’s barely any pesticide!”TM Brand Kale
- 3 cups of water I guess
- Probably some berries or whatever to make it not taste so gross
Blend the fuck out of it and drink up!
