Recipes

Nothing says I eats food too, fuckers!!! like posting a picture of the fancyass stuff you put in your mouth so that your body works […]

It’s National Pizza Day and your enterprising ass decided to take the day off on principle. Woo-wee, you lost your job for a fucking pizza. […]

Our two-year wait to get Master Chef Cliff into our Dirty Hippie Coop test kitchen was well worth the wait! This Invitation-Only community event for […]

Oo, you so fancy. Your Cordon Bleu friends will be so jel. Ha ha. Them and their student loan debt! You and your dirty sweatpants! […]

Holy shit that’s a lotta leftovers. What, ya can’t do math? Stupid turkey math fucked you up. Well, I guess you gotta look on the […]

Your fancy ass deserves a nice treat once in a while. Go 1999 on yourself with this piece of unicorn horn. Here’s all you need. […]

What the fuck is this is? It’s some protein for your dumbshit paleo diet. Rar, look at you, you’re a fucking caveman. Whoop de frikken […]

Sometimes when you’re feeling all fucked up by The Man you need some comfort food. This big sloppy hot dog disaster and a joint is […]

Show off to all your snooty food snob fake facebook friends when you post a picture of this culinary masterpiece. Your dumbass friends’ll think you […]

You’re prob’ly goin’ “hiking” sometime soon, like out in the woods to smoke some dooby, so you better be ready for when the munchies hit. […]