Islands of Orange-Perfumed Vegan-ish Pangolin on a Lake of Doobie Pudding
Our two-year wait to get Master Chef Cliff into our Dirty Hippie Coop test kitchen was well worth the wait! This Invitation-Only community event for […]
Month: December 2014
Winter Slush Surprise! Class
It’s cold as fuck and the roads are full of nasty slush. You don’t have to just bend over and take it anymore. Punch Seasonal […]
Fine-tuning your Dream Catcher to Catch Dreams that Don’t Suck So Much
Time to face facts, numbnuts: your life sucks and everyone knows it. Prob’ly cuz your dream catcher fell in the toilet. Is that a metaphor? […]
Nourishing your Spirit Animal…with your EBT Card
You can’t reach nirvana on government cheese…especially when you got yourself an EBT card burning a hole in your sweatpants pocket. Come see how to […]
Hippie Re-Naming Ceremony
Throw off the shackles of your Western upper-middle-class post-colonial capitalist patriarchy! Prove your commitment to Earth Mother Gaia and the [Whatever You’re Into This Month] […]
Stewed Sea Urchin and Liver Sticks topped with Kielbasa and Cardamom Stroganoff
Oo, you so fancy. Your Cordon Bleu friends will be so jel. Ha ha. Them and their student loan debt! You and your dirty sweatpants! […]